Top 11 Things I Loved About Portugal Besides Being Robbed by a Gypsy
Okay. You guys all told me to be careful and that Portugal was filled with pickpockets but I didn’t heed your warnings. Why? The people all seem so nice and no one has ever tried to rob me before! Except for that one time at gunpoint, but all they got was my homephone (without the charging dock suckers!).
Anyhow, color me wrong for not listening to you. In a open and airy plaza of all places, I see a guy in shades look like he’s trying to touch my sister so I grab his hand to stop him. The surprise? He’s already holding her green wallet (the one that was in her zipped bag) in his hand!!! All I can do is squeeze superhard and yell at the top of my lungs.
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use your marriot travel stimulus $100 voucher towards a terrapass to offset travel carbon!
i felt that i was advocating being a piggy by telling you about this $100 voucher that marriot is offering to guests traveling to the caribbean or mexico, so i thought i’d throw in the fact that with half of that, only $50.60, you can purchase a terrapass to offset your travel carbon for a whole year! terrapass uses the loot to support clean energy projects, farm power and capture methane, a greenhouse gas that is 21 times more powerful than carbon dioxide. think about that next time your cow farts!
marriot, if you’re reading this, how could would it be if you teamed up with terrapass to offer an even sweeter deal, maybe $120 stimulus voucher, everytime someone buys a terrapass? yessss, succumb to my will.
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why is this a site?
swyyne has always been an experiment for me. with all of the other super eco sites out there, i've been feeling like i want to contribute something just a bit different. so for now, here are my random musings.
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